I’ve not watched a chick flick for a really, really long time. And the movie ‘Eat Pray Love’ basically reminded me WHY, I’ve not seen a chick flick in a while. This movie sucked so much ass it’s unreal. There were only two redeeming factors to this entire movie. The first were the scenes of the food in Italy and then the views in Bali. Everything else was PURE garbage.

The introspective dialogue was garbage. The fucking characters were the complete opposite of likable; you just wanted to punch Julia Roberts in the mouth for being so bloody annoying. Franco’s floppy hair was annoying. That dude from Texas, in India (whom she learns from) was annoying, and his stupid nickname.

A classic example of how to NOT make a movie. Seriously,

The telling point in how much we didn’t like the movie is when I picked up my phone and started sketching and Yasmine picked up her laptop and started doing stuff for the wedding.

So if you’re looking for a way to literally KILL a few hours, then watch this movie, it’s 2 hours you’ll honestly never get back…I need to go kick a cat (don’t worry I wouldn’t do that, they’re too fast for me) or something to calm down, maybe watch a Tarantino movie or something.

(And yeah it does feel good trashing a really bad movie, you should try it some time, good for the skin and pores).