Six years ago I went to my dentist in Athens, where she told me that I was probably going to be needing to take my wisdom teeth out. Now obviously this scared the shit out of me, so I promised her that I would definitely come back and we’d get it done. I’m pretty sure she got the message after a couple of years had passed and I’d not turned up.

Went to the surgeon today and guy was very nice, showed me my full face scan, which was pretty cool actually, because by and large my teeth are pretty straight, although I think some of the need a little bit more care. The only fuckers that are completely squiff are the wisdom teeth. These nasty things are actually growing at 90 degrees to my other teeth. What the fuck are those teeth doing? Seriously?

The thing is that you ask anyone who’s actually had the procedure and no one has anything good to say about it. Not a word. It’s all serious horror stories.y.

Six years of grace is a good run I guess, now it’s time to bring on the pain.