Dell Mini Inspiron 9 from Vodaphone - You get the computer for free (saving £299) but then pay £25 a month, for minimum of 24 months. That’s £600 in total. The alternative of course is to buy the laptop and get a Three dongle for £10 and save £60 but of course you’ve got the option to opt out since you’re paying it monthly.

These services providers are seriously raping the customer with these prices. £5 for the 1GB allowance would be the sweet spot as this is a frill item at best. This is in addition to your phone, which in most cases you are paying £20-£35 depending on your tariff.

Also I was worried that Vodaphone would have an exclusive on the fire brick red version of the Dell Mini, so maybe that is something we can look forward to.