Randomness in America

Coffee? I doubt it It’s baffled me for years as to how and why Starfucks came to this MASSIVE prominence around the world. How it came to be the Mcdonalds of coffee. How it came to be that the clusterfuck of caramel, cream and cheesecake came to dominate the world of coffee around the world. I would sit there and wonder why it was that a Starbucks was getting built in Greece and England when the competition was soo much better.

I’ve finally realised the reason. It’s very simple. In all the various different, alternative places we’ve tried coffee in, Starbucks is simply better. That isn’t to say it’s great,….not by a long shot sunny jim. It’s just that if you’re brave enough to try the other ‘coffee’ on offer, you’re bound to wish you were having a Starbucks. Can someone please explain how difficult it is for a decent cup of coffee to be brewed? I mean seriously.

Radio Stations Sorry but where the hell is the music. It seems as though for every song, you get about 15 minutes of fucking ANNOYING adverts and 5 minutes of some idiot called Joe TRYING to be funny but falling flat on his face. The real problem comes when the rental doesn’t have a CD player, and you forgot your Itrip at home. Never will I forget my itrip again.

Vegas Is Insane You’ve heard the stories and probably remember the movies, but I’m here to confirm that Las Vegas is infact an aberation of man. It’s in a place that should not be there, doing things that should not be possible. It’s completely insane, and looking fucking ridulous in the day. But come the night, that’s when Vegas comes ALIVE. I’ve got loads a video I’ll be posting which basically shows the water show infront of the Bellagio. Fucking INSANE I tell you.