This should be interesting. The last time I decided to talk about fashion I got a response from a slew of sleeper readers. So this one is BOUND to get a few more sleepers to come out of the wood work, because I'm about to embark on what many guys consider a big black hole of an area to discuss - women's fashion. More specifically women's shoes. The single most important fashion piece that a girl should seriously pay very close attention to is her SHOES. See shoes MAKE or BREAK an outfit. Most of the guys reading this are going to start scratching their heads:

Hey Khaled dude, what the hell is wrong with you? You a bit fruity, why you talking about women's shoes?

I'm talking about women's shoes because they're important (obviously not in a 'this is going to save humanity' important way, but important for my general well being since I like to look at women and it's very disappointing when I do look and am subjected to their bad selection of footwear. It's just really annoying me lately. So I'm going to try and help those girls out there that don't think guys notice this sort of thing, I'm here to tell you, I'm a guy and I notice these things.

So what are the major NO-NOs in my view? I tell you what fashion I've been seeing more and more of lately and think it's just complete bollocks. Jeans tucked into the boots. Seriously what the fuck? This harkens back to the 80s. In fact I can only remember that sort of thing from comics dating back to the 80s where all women would be drawn with their jeans tucked into the boots. Listen I understand you want to show off your boots. That's why you paid £150 for shoes, because of all the extra material. The fact of the matter is it's only acceptable to show the full length of your boots if you wear a skirt. It's a very simple thing and yet most girls seem to forget this.

That's if you take the naive route. The other direction is the fact that girls are lazy and a lot of you guys don't really feel comfortable in a skirt. Fair enough. Get over it. You're a woman and should dress the part. I'm talking about class here. I'm not talking about some short skimpy skirt that you used to wear when you were 15 and thought that was sexy.

This is not me having a footwear fetish; the girls reading this that know where I'm coming from will agree, those that tuck their jeans in their boots will not.