Can someone please explain to me why oh why people in London insist on wearing scarves in the autumn, when it’s no less than 20 °C ? I mean honestly, has style over content got to such a degree that people are so overly keen to wear a god damn scarf? The straw that broke the camel’s back was seeing this woman on the tube today. Wearing a sleeveless jumper, and a massive fucking scarf? I mean honestly what the hell is that all about? My arms get really warm, however I’ve got chronic neck cold spells?

I noticed this a few weeks ago (when it was even warmer) and just laughed it up, now it’s just annoying. So I’m thinking is this a London thing (because there are some seriously pretentious twats running around here or has this scarf phenomenon leaked to other parts of the world? What the hell are they going to be wearing when it’s actually cold, bear skins?