So I’m talking with my brother, asking him how he’s getting along, seeing if he’s integrating with the local culture.

‘Joined a sorority yet? GAMA ALPHA BETA.’
‘Haha! Asshole! Nobody in my dorms are in cause we’re the ghetto people! We live in the projects. We can’t afford $500 a year.’
‘You serious??????’
‘Yep…’
‘You have to pay $500?’
‘Yeah…per year.’
‘That’s some seriously fucked up shit. What do you get for it?’

He paused for a second and replied, ‘Friends.’

Needless to say I doubled over laughing. I’m sorry but that’s fucking ridiculous. I really think my bro should start a blog about all the different ideas and customs that he experiences while in America. He might not appreciate it now, but I guarantee he’ll love it 2-3 years down the line.