So I’m talking with my brother, asking him how he’s getting along, seeing if he’s integrating with the local culture.

Joined a sorority yet? GAMA ALPHA BETA Haha! Asshole! nobody in my dorms are in cause we're the Ghetto people! we live in the projects......we cant afford $500 a year You serious?????? Yep... You have to pay $500? Yeah...per year That's some seriously fucked up shit; and what do you get for it?

He paused for a second and replied

Friends

Needless to say I doubled over laughing. I’m sorry but that’s fucking ridiculous. I really think my bro should start a blog about all the different ideas and customs that he experiences while in America. He might not appreciate it now, but I guarantee he’ll love it 2-3 years down the line.