I’ve got theories that I generally share with friends whenever I feel like the conversation is dying down. Sometimes I say things just to get a rise out of people, and other times I genuinely believe what I’m saying to a certain extent. I’ve come to the realisation that I haven’t actually thought up any new theories in a while, strange but true I feel myself regurgitating the same rubbish I used to spew out like 4 years ago, and sometimes even more than that, and I’m getting a bit old for that sort of rubbish to be honest. So from now on I’m going to write my theories down here once in a while and that will be the last time I ever talk about them. Think them through or not and actually write them down in some form.

I’ll call them Khaled’s Laws of Bollocks.