Now that I’ve infiltrated the 9Rules Network, I’m ready to blow the conspiracy wide open. It’s a complete lie. There aren’t 9 Rules. There are in fact only 8. I think Paul thought it would be funny to throw people of the scent.

Just to keep things on the level and completely REAL, here on the Kode, I present to you the 8 rules of the 9Rules Network, just so you also know what the deal is.

1. The first rule of the 9Rules Network is, you DO NOT talk about the 9Rules Network.
2. The second rule of the 9Rules Network is, you DO NOT talk about the 9Rules Network.
3. If someone says stop,... they are asked to reconsider.
4. One person to a blog.
5. One RSS feed at a time.
6. No boring people, only crazy people.
7. Blogs will go on as long as they have to.
8. If this is your first day at the 9Rules Network, you have to blog.